I have to do my homework , because its important !
I have to help my father , because he needs my help with some things . Work with computer for example.
My family have to pay taxes , because everyone civizan must to do it.
My family have to be friendly with neighbours , because we want to live without any conflicts at our neigbourhood.
My friends have to help me in trouble just because we are friends .
My friends have to go to school because they want to get good profession in the future .
Pupil: Sir, would you punish someone for something they didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil<span>:Oh good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Ученик: Сер, вы бы наказали кого нибудь за то что он не делал?
Учитель: нет конечно
Ученик: это хорошо, потому что я не делал мою домашнюю работу.
</span><span>Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."</span>Русский<span>Два ковбоя наткнулись на индейца, лежащего на животе, приложившего ухо к земле. Один из ковбоев останавливается и говорит другому: "Видишь того индейца?"
"Ага," – говорит другой ковбой.
"Смотри," – говорит первый, – "он слушает землю. Он может слышать звуки на многие мили в любом направлении."
В этот момент индеец поднимает глаза. "Крытый фургон," – говорит он, – "примерно в двух милях от сюда. Две лошади, одна коричневая, одна белая. Мужчина, женщина, ребёнок, домашние пожитки в фургоне."
"Невероятно!" – говорит ковбой своему другу. – "Этот индеец знает, как далеко они находятся, сколько у них лошадей, какого они цвета, кто в фургоне, и что в фургоне. Удивительно!"
Индеец поднимает глаза и говорит: "Переехали через меня примерно полчаса назад."
</span><span>A young boy was playing with a ball in the street. He kicked it too hard, and it broke the window of a house and fell inside. A lady came to the window with the ball and shouted at the young boy, so he ran away, but he still wanted his ball back.
A few minutes later he returned and knocked at the door of the house, and when the lady answered it, he said, "My father's going to come and fix your window very soon."
After a few more minutes a man came to the door with tools in his hand, so the lady let the boy take his ball away.
When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady, "That will cost you exactly ten dollars."
"But aren't you the father of that young boy?" the woman asked, looking surprised.
"No," he answered, equally surprised. "Aren't you his mother? "</span>Русский<span>Маленький мальчик играл с мячем на улице. Он пнул его слишком сильно и мячик, пробив окно в доме, упал на пол. Женщина выглянула в окно с мячиком и так ругала мальчика, что тот убежал, но ему хотелось вернуть свой мячик обратно.
Через несколько минут он постучал в дверь дома, где жила женщина и сказал ей: "Мой папа собирается прийти и починить ваши окна".
Через несколько минут пришел мужчина с инструментами в руках, женщина пропустила его и отдала мальчику мячик.
Когда мужчина закончил с окнами, он сказал: "Это будет стоить вам ровно десять долларов".
"Но разве вы не отец того мальчика?" - спросила женщина, удивившись.
"Нет", он тоже был удивлен, "А разве вы не его мать?"
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1) were having, rangd
2 was meeting, was working
3 left, was shining
4 were laughing, came
5 were sleeping, were watching
6 was starting, was coming
7 opened, was raining
8 was sunbathing, was swimming
9 was hearing, was talking
10 was taking, were eating
11 texted, was arriving
12 was breaking, was skateboarding
13 was listening, was cooking
14 was driving, stopped