We didn't have our breakfast at the institute dining-room. He didn't want to go to Kiev during the holidays. Our English class didn't begin at 10 o'clock. My daughter didn't try to write the letter in English. She didn't make a report last week. It didn't snow hard. Dark clouds didn't appear in the sky
Hi Sam,
How are you? You know, for my birthday, which was last week I got a new dog. Her name is Sally and she is so cute! She's white with funny black years and tail. She is three months old. However she's rather big. Sandy loves walking and playing with the ball, which I bought her few days ago. Her favourite thing is to run after the cats and bark at them. As a result, sometimes it is difficult to hold her when she sees a cat. Two times per week we go to special school for dogs. Sandy learns there many new skills. In the school she is always very obedient. After I got Sandy I don't need the alarm clock anymore! She wakes me up daily around 6:30. I go for a walk with my dog every morning. We have breakfast at the same time. She prefers "Pedigree" and I cornflakes with tee. When I come from the school Sandy feels very happy. In the evening I also go for a walk with her and after wash her with the shower. I love my dog! I heard you also have a pet,is that true? What is it? How do you look after it? What other pets would you like to have?
Sally
Pupil: Sir, would you punish someone for something they didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil<span>:Oh good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Ученик: Сер, вы бы наказали кого нибудь за то что он не делал?
Учитель: нет конечно
Ученик: это хорошо, потому что я не делал мою домашнюю работу.
</span><span>Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."</span>Русский<span>Два ковбоя наткнулись на индейца, лежащего на животе, приложившего ухо к земле. Один из ковбоев останавливается и говорит другому: "Видишь того индейца?"
"Ага," – говорит другой ковбой.
"Смотри," – говорит первый, – "он слушает землю. Он может слышать звуки на многие мили в любом направлении."
В этот момент индеец поднимает глаза. "Крытый фургон," – говорит он, – "примерно в двух милях от сюда. Две лошади, одна коричневая, одна белая. Мужчина, женщина, ребёнок, домашние пожитки в фургоне."
"Невероятно!" – говорит ковбой своему другу. – "Этот индеец знает, как далеко они находятся, сколько у них лошадей, какого они цвета, кто в фургоне, и что в фургоне. Удивительно!"
Индеец поднимает глаза и говорит: "Переехали через меня примерно полчаса назад."
</span><span>A young boy was playing with a ball in the street. He kicked it too hard, and it broke the window of a house and fell inside. A lady came to the window with the ball and shouted at the young boy, so he ran away, but he still wanted his ball back.
A few minutes later he returned and knocked at the door of the house, and when the lady answered it, he said, "My father's going to come and fix your window very soon."
After a few more minutes a man came to the door with tools in his hand, so the lady let the boy take his ball away.
When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady, "That will cost you exactly ten dollars."
"But aren't you the father of that young boy?" the woman asked, looking surprised.
"No," he answered, equally surprised. "Aren't you his mother? "</span>Русский<span>Маленький мальчик играл с мячем на улице. Он пнул его слишком сильно и мячик, пробив окно в доме, упал на пол. Женщина выглянула в окно с мячиком и так ругала мальчика, что тот убежал, но ему хотелось вернуть свой мячик обратно.
Через несколько минут он постучал в дверь дома, где жила женщина и сказал ей: "Мой папа собирается прийти и починить ваши окна".
Через несколько минут пришел мужчина с инструментами в руках, женщина пропустила его и отдала мальчику мячик.
Когда мужчина закончил с окнами, он сказал: "Это будет стоить вам ровно десять долларов".
"Но разве вы не отец того мальчика?" - спросила женщина, удивившись.
"Нет", он тоже был удивлен, "А разве вы не его мать?"
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